Birthday Tammy Logic

Breigh May 8, 2009 17

Last night in bed my husband and I had the following conversation about my birthday.

Xander: Happy Almost Birthday!!
Me: *Sigh*  Only a half hour left of my youth…
Xander: Oh the daaaah-RAHMAAA!!
Me: It’s true.  Tomorrow I’ll be 34, and do you know what that means?  Next year I’ll be 35!
Xander: All that and you can count too?  I’m so lucky…
Me: No, seriously, 35 sounds so much older than 34.  When you were 19, didn’t 35 sound absolutely ancient?  As long as I’m not 35 I haven’t really felt old.
Xander: Wait a minute, I will be 35 this year!!  Thanks!
Me: *ignoring him* Then, do you know what comes after 35? 36!  Once I hit 36 I’m on the way to 40! *Starting to feel weepy*
Xander: I hate to break it to you, but you are heading for 40 now.
Me: *Shockhorror*  I MOST CERTAINLY AM NOT!!!!!
Xander:  Um, yes you are.  If you are heading for 35, you are also heading for 40.
Me:  NO. I. AM. NOT.  I am heading to 35, not 40, 35.  Once I’m 36 I’ll be heading to 40 but right now I am heading to 35.  Do you hear me?   You are wrong.
Xander: I’m getting the feeling this is another one of those Tammy Logic things…
Me:  No, it’s a fact. Right now I am heading up a hill towards 35. *Upward motion with hand*  Once I turn 35 I’ll be at the top.  Then once I turn 36 I’ll be on my dooooowwwwn towards 40.  So right now I am not heading towards 40, I’m heading towards 35.  You see?  So when I turn 36 I will be heading to 40.  Not 45, 40.  Cuz when I get to the bottom I will go uphill again when I am heading to 45, which won’t be 50, it will be 45.  Do you see now?  *Breathlessly making up and down motion with hands*  UP, Down, UP, Down.
Xander:  Umm, yes.  You are still heading for 40 though.
Me:  *Silent while wondering if I could kill him and get out of the country before they catch me*  Iamnot.  *mutters*

I dunno, it makes perfect sense to me.  Clearly, he is wrong.

17 Comments »

  1. Melissa May 8, 2009 at 8:54 am - Reply

    Just to let you know, I’m kicking you when I see you or I’m going to stick my finger in the cheese powder I have for you…
    I TURN 35 THIS YEAR THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

    *sticks tongue out*

    Melissas last blog post… Apeldoorn

  2. Paule May 8, 2009 at 9:15 am - Reply

    I’m sayin nothin……..

  3. Paule May 8, 2009 at 9:15 am - Reply

    …except HAPPY BIRTHDAY of course ;)

  4. Breigh May 8, 2009 at 9:35 am - Reply

    hahaha sorry girls! I was going to put P.S. SORRY PAULE at the end, but then I knew my sister would go, BITCH WHAT ABOUT ME?! Then I’d have to be P.S. Sorry Paule and Kathy… but then I thought about Lynda.

    So I’ll just say sorry to everyone over 35 right now! SORRY! haha

    Thx for the birthday wishes!

  5. Tera May 8, 2009 at 10:10 am - Reply

    Happy Birthday Tammy! On your uphill journey…

    Teras last blog post… Citizenship

  6. Z May 8, 2009 at 10:19 am - Reply

    Hehe, I see I should stop being worried about getting old when I am just 20+ But time is depressing, no-one can deny that.

    Happy birthday! I hope that your future will be only better and better :)

  7. Miriam May 8, 2009 at 10:32 am - Reply

    Happy Birthday Tammy!! Panic not – I turned 40 last year and life just gets better and better the older you get.

    Have a great day.

  8. Canucky Woman May 8, 2009 at 10:51 am - Reply

    *bites tongue*

    Feliciteerd, sweetie!

  9. Penny May 8, 2009 at 11:24 am - Reply

    pfffff MEN! There will never get our absolutely perfect logic!

  10. Denise May 8, 2009 at 1:19 pm - Reply

    Happy Birthday…. It really does get better. When you hit 50. lol

  11. carol May 8, 2009 at 2:34 pm - Reply

    happy birthday tammy!!! have fun!

  12. Sonya May 8, 2009 at 2:57 pm - Reply

    A very BIG Happy Birthday to you!!!!

    Sonyas last blog post… Easy Tuna Fish Cakes

  13. Melissa D May 8, 2009 at 3:12 pm - Reply

    Happy Birthday, let me know how 34 feels, I have a few years left yet. Man I will be 30!!! next year, 29 next month. Man time flies.

    Have a good one. No matter what age your heading for.

    Melissa Ds last blog post… I thought I would never have to say/do this…

  14. Amber May 8, 2009 at 5:52 pm - Reply

    Yeah, I just turned 26 and I feel I’m on the fast track to 30. My husband laughs at me because he’s almost 31.

    Either way – have a happy birthday! And don’t worry, 40 is still a ways away :)

  15. Andrea May 8, 2009 at 7:38 pm - Reply

    Happy Birthday!

  16. kapgar May 11, 2009 at 1:39 pm - Reply

    That sounds like a conversation Katie and I would have. Happy belated birthday, BTW.

    kapgars last blog post… Welcome to my nightmare…

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