Over the past few weeks there has been a meme going around all the blogs about ten things you think but would never tell people. These are mine:
1. I wish you never left. It’s not the same without you here and missing you really sucks.
2. Every time I start to think you have finally grown out of it, you do something so bitchy and underhanded that I’m immediately on guard again. You can be so likable but you keep ruining it for yourself.
3. Steroids? Seriously…? Like you can risk your penis getting any smaller than it already was.
4. I wish you could get over yourself long enough to see how much you are missing out on and how much hurt you have caused.
5. I would still love you and see you the same if you hadn’t told me your secrets, but now I resent you a little bit too. I didn’t really need to know those things.
6. I hate that you are able to have children and I am not, because you are the worst mother I have ever known.
7. Everyone else thinks you are so great and so funny, but I don’t get it at all. I think you are a total douche and just looking at you gives me the creeps.
8. I wish you would stand up for yourself and not let people walk all over you so much. It hurts me to watch you be treated that way.
9. When I was a kid I stole your really cool big sea shell when my parents made me go play with you, and then years later used it as an ashtray when I smoked in the bathtub. I feel extra bad about it looking back because you were a little slow and that makes it worse.
10. Even almost 20 years later look for you on Facebook and Google to see if I can find you. I’m curious about where you ended up in life and hope it’s more than what everyone always predicted for you.
…and no, I won’t tell you who they are about and if you think it’s you it’s probably not.
Except the steroids one. If you are reading this and you think it’s about you – IT IS.
Damn! WOW!!! OK!! That must of felt good getting it out :)
Melissas last blog post… The Prince and the Pea
hehe yeah it kind of did actually. You KNOW you’re gonna make a list too ;) Besides, I already wrote your first two for you!
I peed my pants at the steroids one!! That eliminates a LOT of people…
hehe yeah I don’t know all that many teeny weeny peeny guys who take steroids (thank god)
Wow..lol
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Wow I hope you feel better LOL. Not only did you get to vent, but you also probably made a lot of people curious heheh
hehe yeah that’s kind of the funny part because I think I know people who might think they are for them but they aren’t really. Most are for some people I’ve not talked to in a long time.
Helloooo, I followed your comment on HBIC’s page.
I love this meme, though it was hard for me to think of ten things. I really like the small penis one (who doesn’t love a good dig at someone’s package, unless it’s yours, of course)! Number 7 reminds me of my ex-husband.
Ginger Magnolias last blog post… Fathers vs Dads
Oh Ginger, if you could have seen it, it was like a BUTTON :P haha
Teeeeheeeheehee about teeny weenie man… At least that one I recognized :P
haha I thought you’d pick up on that :P
I totally get #7, that fits someone I know really well.
I’d use this one if I wasn’t feeling so damn lazy right now. It’s pretty bad when I’m too lazy to even steal blog ideas..
Ah g’wan, I’d love to see what you come up with, it’d prob make mine look like love letters! :P
I do #10 too! There’s someone that I look for at least once a month and wonder how he is all of the time.
Hillys last blog post… Persephone’s Song…
Isn’t it frustrating? I’m dyyyyying to know where this person is and what they are up to but I know I’ll probably never find them online, because they were never the techy type and probably never even touch a computer.
I think it’s not me for the steroid. Phew.
We all have some of these thoughts once in a while… feels better to write them down? ;-)
Zhus last blog post… 15 Minutes Of Fame
Well, everyone else was doing it so I figured what the hell. Sometimes it does feel good to let it all out though, for sure!
May I ask why in #5, that’s if you don’t mind to share the reason (pregnancy).
If I did this meme I would piss off a lot of people. Lol.