Foobies

Someone just sent me this via MSN and said “Why Turkey can never beat Brazil”…

Why Turkey can never beat Brazil

They do have a point, I’m sure half the Turkish team would stop dead in their tracks after seeing those… boobies almost as big as footballs.

See now a guy looks at that and just thinks:

BOOOBS!!

I look at it and think:

They are so fake…
If her top fit properly that probably wouldn’t happen…
That’s probably why she bought it.
Are all Brazilian nipples that dark?
Maybe she has a kid, I heard once that your nipples darken after you give birth…
I wonder if I’ll breast feed if I ever have a kid
I’ll have to, they say it’s much more healthy than formula
What if I had one of those kids who was allergic to everything, what a pain when he goes to parties
Does the kid who shows up at parties with a list of food rules really ever get to be the cool kid?
Oh god, my kid is going to be a loser!!

Being a woman can be so complicated…

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6 comments

  1. The Brazilian girl must have also had her time of complicated decisions…show the left nipple…or show the right one…hmmmm…

    one silicon insert or two….hmmm

    now for my own thoughts…
    How come my nipples don’t get dark by sunbathing without my shirt?

    Would I look better with dark nipples?

    Would this Brazilian girl adopt and breast feed me??? I would be willing to risk food allergies for that…

    Boobs!

  2. Brilliant thought sequence! My one and only thought was “What the hell…..” in a fustrated kind of way. Well, whatever it takes for your team to win eh?

    Being a woman is damn complicated! Guys don’t know how lucky they have it. All they have to do is express appreciation for a female body part to the fellow males and he’s instantly accepted in the pack.

    Okay, must calm down. Maybe I’ll go have some formula.

  3. Topless sunbathing will give one nipples that color.

    Turkey really doesn’t stand a chance, do they? :)

  4. LMAO Oh, Breigh. I love ya. Your train of thought is quite amuzing. From “BOOBS!” to food allergies at parties.
    Those two cultures [in that picture] couldn’t be more opposite, yes? I’m sure the fact that the Turkish woman’s bare wrists are showing is quite risque, yet you know the Brazilian girl debated whether or not clothes were really necessary at all.

  5. BOOBS!!!
    and i think all Brazilian nipples are that dark.

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