I just had this conversation on MSN and of course I had to share… cuz it made me literally “LOL”.
Jay says:
Recent scientific study found that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
Jay says:
For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
Jay says:
And if she is menstruating, she is likely to prefer a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors shoved deep into his temple and a cricket stump jammed up his arse.
Breigh says:
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Breigh says:
I’m blogging you
Whew, I’m glad it’s not just me!
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haha good thing i dont look rugged then
Yeah I think your safe Nate, that is as long as you track the cycle of every woman you know and learn when to duck! :P
They needed a scientific study to discover that?
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