Cat Tales

Sometimes my cats are well and truly evil, at those times I ask around and try to pawn them off onto friends because I’m convinced I just can’t live with them anymore.   Like this photo I took of Spencer drinking out of the toilet years ago when I was living in Prince Edward Island.

Then there was the time I woke up and caught Spencer inside the turtle tank, or even better!  The time he took the door off the hinges trying to get at the cat food!   I just realized that it’s always Spencer that gets caught in the act, clearly Salem is the more clever of the two.  I’m not saying he doesn’t do bad things, he is just smart enough to not get caught!

Just when I think I’ve finally made up my mind,  they go and do something like this…

They do the ‘look how cute we are, we’re best friends, don’t give us away mommy! Who will take care of us?!’ thing.  

They always win.  Always.  I am their bitch.