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Call Me Maybe!

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[youtube id=”u6CXMwuPbYM” width=”600″ height=”350″] It’s a beautiful Saturday morning and Xander and I are trying to figure out what the heck we want to do. Go for a walk in a park somewhere? Go to a beach? Go for a bike ride? Hang home and chill?  No idea. We are both in that weird sort of mood where we both want to do something but we just aren’t sure what. Those kinds of moods make me cranky. Xander found this video online and showed it to me and now I can’t stop watching it and laughing.  Yes, we are easily ... Read More »

Princess Pixel on a Rainy Day

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Anyone who knows us knows that Pixel has us wrapped around her little finger.  Bailey does as well, we are their bitches really.  We do try to Cesar Milan their asses whenever possible but there are times when they are just so cute and funny that we can’t help but laugh. Like Pixel on a rainy day… you have never seen a dog that hates the rain as much as she does.  Bailey doesn’t like it but he is a bit more of a trooper than Pixel is. “WALKIES”, we will yell out when it’s time to go.  This is ... Read More »

You May Live in the Maritimes IF…

People often ask me what it’s like to live in Canada, and that’s a very difficult answer.  There are things you can say that generally apply to all of Canada, like the people speak English or love hockey, but when it comes down to day to day life and the people you interact with, that largely depends on where exactly in Canada you are coming from. A while back I did a photo comparison Google style of my hometown and the current city I live in, to show people the vast differences between where I come from and where I ... Read More »

You SNEAKY Mom!!!

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[youtube id=”_YQpbzQ6gzs” width=”600″ height=”350″] Oh god I love this video!  The crying kids are so funny but the two at the end just crack me up beyond words. “Are you serious?!” “You were SO close!” That kid in the red is one cool cat! Read More »

David Beckham Goes Undercover for Ellen

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[youtube id=”y4yDNWlvK6s” width=”600″ height=”350″] This morning I was catching up on my news feed when I saw this video on Dooce and it had me roaring with laughter. I so wish we got her show here in Holland, perhaps I need to start downloading it. I may end up divorced if I don’t wear my head phones though, my husband hates her.  Crazy fool! Read More »

A Day in the Life of Stella

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[vimeo id=”8327538″ width=”600″ height=”350″] What a life!  When I die I want to go back in time and come back as Stella. I figure if reincarnation is possible then time travel must be too. This is such a great video!  I’d love to make something like that for a day in the life of Bailey or Pixel.  Get a photo of them running out of their crate in the morning and legging it to the living room to see if Spencer left any food behind, lazing on the footstool in the sun, going for a walk, eating some poop, giving ... Read More »

How I Got Punked For April Fool’s

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So, today is April Fool’s day… and it started out like this, when I sent out a warning to the internet on Twitter (and Facebook). You see, there are a lot of things I hate, cuz I’m like that, I’m a hater… and I really hate 1) being startled 2) being tricked.  The reason for this is because it is SO DAMN EASY.  I am both jumpy and gullible by nature so I really am easy pickings when it comes to things like April Fool’s day and those viral videos that make you jump out of your skin. If you ... Read More »

A Conversation I Never Thought I’d Be Having

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Today I said something I never thought I’d be saying to my husband.  I don’t think he ever expected it either, but sometimes life brings you to places you never thought you’d be. A little while ago I said the following words… Honey, are you sure you don’t mind if I show everyone your sperm? Really, how many people really ever have a situation where they have that conversation?! Lucky for us, he doesn’t mind! Today was our fifth IUI and while we were at the hospital the lady in the lab asked if we wanted to see Xander’s boys ... Read More »

Gonna Get My Hump On

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Yesterday I was whining about my weight issues with the fertility treatments, but I think my husband has found a solution!  He shared this video with me and thinks it might be just what I need to kick my weight loss back into gear… I’m not entirely sure, but I think he may have an ulterior motive. Read More »

Three Divas Hit Den Bosch

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Today my friends Penny, Paule and I went for a girl’s day out in ‘s-Hertogenbosch (or Den Bosch, as most people call it).  It was cold and rainy but we made the best of it and shopped, ate and just enjoyed each other’s company. Much like our visit to Bergen op Zoom we had a lot of fun browsing through jewelry and we did get a little silly at one point. Paule started it, so really it could be said that it was her fault. Oh, Hello Dahlink! Yes, she may have started it but it took no effort to ... Read More »

Do You Lie Clittojayl?

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Today while I was getting my nails done Ellen showed me this video.  I laughed my ass off as I was watching it and asked her to send me the url so I could share it on my blog. I think she asked me if I liked glitter gel about 10 times, causing us both to go into convulsions laughing. If any of you have ever gone to one of the Asian Nail Farms, as I call them, you’ll understand why this is so damn funny. DOYOULIECLITTOJAYL?!! Read More »