Category: Funny Shit

X-Men Origins: SANTA

X-Men Origins: SANTA

I just saw the funniest video.  It’s a parody of the X-Men films using a mixture of movies like Wolvrine, Max Payne, Batman Begins, The Hulk and Blade and then put together with bits from different Tim Allen films.
Generally I’m not a fan of spoofy movies that make fun of other shit.  Scary Movie, [...]

Oh Christmas Shrub! Oh Christmas Shrub!

Oh Christmas Shrub! Oh Christmas Shrub!

I would not want to be this guy!

Seriously… Christmas trees aren’t THAT expensive here that you have to steal one.  Perhaps he feels the same as I do, that the Dutch Christmas trees are not worth buying.  They are Charlie Brown Christmas Trees! They don’t even deserve to be called trees, they are Christmas Shrubs!  [...]

Even Jack is No Match for Santa!

Even Jack is No Match for Santa!

This video is so funny!  If you can overlook the fact that Jack has diff clothes and hair every time you see him.   Poor Jack, always on someone’s naughty list!

Love  Opera?

Love Opera?

So does Bailey!
… or maybe he doesn’t, it’s kind of hard to tell.
He also does this with choir music, fire engines and the monthly Monday at 12pm city alarm.  Xander took this video last night while I was watching the end of Becoming Jane during a scene at the Opera.  We’ve tried so many [...]

The Guild

The Guild

 
I may very well be the last gamer on the planet to hear about these people, but I feel the need to share… just in case there’s someone more out of the loop than I am.
The Guild are a group of gamers who came together to make their own web-based show about five [...]

Post It Insanity

Post It Insanity

You know you have a lot of time on your hands WHEN…  This is so freaking cool!  A part of me wonders if this is actually done with post its or if it’s some kind of  digital thing, but in any case it had to take a while and looks awesome!

Our Future Home!

Our Future Home!

Over the last year or so we’ve been talking about moving quite a lot.  We even had a realtor here once to talk about our options and the only one he gave us is “Don’t bother in this market, call me again in a year!”.  Right.
We also haven’t been able to agree on if we [...]

Pixel The Olympic Jumper

Pixel The Olympic Jumper

Ok two things first:
1) Ignore the mess in my house, it was when I was all sleep deprived, so there was no cleaning happening.
2) Ignore me and my doggy talk, it had to be done.
So yeah, those two things aside… you can see that Pixel is still as spazzy as ever.  When she was a [...]

Don't F*ck With Betty!

Don’t F*ck With Betty!

I love Ryan Reynolds and anyone who says he can’t act is a motard. Even though you know this video is fake you almost feel sorry for him anyway!
How awesome is Betty White too, seriously?  She is such a crazy ol’ bird.  I always just saw her as the cute Golden Girl but when I [...]

Happy Mother Lover Day!

Happy Mother Lover Day!

Ok this video is not for kids, nor is it for people who are easily offended.  Just sayin’, don’t say I didn’t warn you!
This is the latest installment from Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg (from The Lonely Island).  You may remember a previous video from these two.  A little ditty called Dick in a Box.
There’s [...]

Birthday Tammy Logic

Birthday Tammy Logic

Last night in bed my husband and I had the following conversation about my birthday.
Xander: Happy Almost Birthday!! Me: *Sigh*  Only a half hour left of my youth… Xander: Oh the daaaah-RAHMAAA!! Me: It’s true.  Tomorrow I’ll [...]

One More Reason Why Heidi Klum Rocks

One More Reason Why Heidi Klum Rocks

Best April fools joke ever. I don’t know how she managed to keep a straight face!  My favorite bit is the look on the guy’s face after she mentions Seal and he clues in to who she is!

Only in the Netherlands!

Only in the Netherlands!

A while back I blogged about some funny Dutch TV ads, and every time I’ve seen the above ad I’ve meant to put it on here as well but kept forgetting.
I just saw this at 7pm on a Sunday evening while sitting and watching some TV after dinner.   Even after living here almost 10 years [...]

Country Wide Shit Ninjas

Country Wide Shit Ninjas

(Photo taken by Carol, an expat friend here in the Netherlands)
Apparently I am not the only one having problems with Shit Ninjas in their area.   Today when I checked one of my expat lists I saw a funny message from another lady who is fed up with the fact that people [...]

I Don't Want a Spa Day!

I Don’t Want a Spa Day!

Last night I crawled into bed and heaved a big sigh.  Our new bed is so comfy and with the fleece sheets on in the winter it’s like crawling into a cloud.  I was tired, it was almost 1am which is pretty late for us but not unusual lately since Xander has been working from [...]

Bathroom Reno Part 2 - Toilet

Bathroom Reno Part 2 – Toilet

The second part to the great bathroom renovation was our little toilet closet.  Quite the norm by European standards but it freaked me out for the first while I was here.   It literally is a closet just big enough for me and my toilet.
The weirdest thing for me in the beginning was the toilet shelf.  [...]

Recent Read: Mahlangeni by Kobi Kruger

Recent Read: Mahlangeni by Kobi Kruger

I recently finished reading this book, and I loved it.   When I was in the south of France a few months ago my brother-in-law gave it to me to read because he loved it as well.  He had spent some time in South Africa and picked it up while he was there.
I’m sure [...]

He’s Got The Right Idea!

He’s Got The Right Idea!

Have you ever just wished someone would shut the hell up? (I wonder how many of you thought ‘yeah you!’ when I said that haha)
Anyhow, today I realized that Bailey is smarter than all of us.   While playing with Pixel on my footstool I guess he got sick of her because this was the result.

I [...]

Lucky Shoplifter

My brother in law mailed me this video and told me I absolutely MUST put it on my blog!   I have to agree with him, it’s hilarious and doesn’t really surprise me at all, it’s the Dutch humor.
I know the video is all in Dutch but basically it’s at a store called Hema (which is [...]

I Married a Pervert

I Married a Pervert

My husband went to Belgium for a few hours this morning and when he came home he told me that he found a cure for my stress.
Nice try, honey!

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