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A Gamer is a Gamer is a Gamer

One of the things I hated about gaming, and don’t miss in the slightest, is all the smacktalk that goes on.   When you play online games of any kind, you can’t escape the morons who use the games to make themselves feel like less of a loser and spend all their time mouthing off.
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FOAD Thursday - Writers Guild of America & American Idol (again)

Ok, enough is enough.   This ongoing strike of the Writers Guild of America has got to stop!  They are driving the viewers to desperate lengths, making us watch shows we might ordinarily avoid IF there was something better on to watch.   Not only that, but they canceled our Golden Globes! Bastards!
Ok, I’m not totally [...]

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Half and Half and Half

I’ve been watching those Next Top Model shows lately.  I really like them, mostly because I find it really interesting to see how they make the girls over and what kind of photos they are able to make.   I always see girls in the beginning that I think are BUTT UGLY and I never understand [...]

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Pink Mush With Blobs

My friend Matt was dissin’ my potato mush today. He obviously has no taste…  I call it Pink Mush With Blobs, because that’s what it looks like.  It tastes much better than it looks though, I swear.   I think I’ll make some tonight so I can get a photo.
Breigh says (8:21 AM):
brb gonna grab [...]

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Talking Politics

Ok, I really don’t do politics… although I wish I did because then I’d understand a lot more of what is going on in the world.
I’ve always avoided politics like the plague, because everyone seems to get so riled up about it I figured I could do without the frustration…
Here’s a conversation between my [...]

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Jay Strikes Again!

Some of you may remember my friend Jay who (or is it whom?) I’ve quoted quoted on my blog a number of times.
Today I came to my computer to find this waiting for me:
Jay says (11:54 PM):
watched this film called ‘anal lesbians’ the other day
Jay says (11:54 PM):
they spent about half the film going [...]

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Protestant Crossing

The other day I was talking to my friend Jay and we got to talking about when we were kids and the lies our parents used to tell us to get us to do what they want.
Jay says:
when i was about 3 or 4 i walked into my parents room all innocent etc with a [...]

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What Kind of Man Do You Like?

I just had this conversation on MSN and of course I had to share… cuz it made me literally “LOL”.
Jay says:
Recent scientific study found that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
Jay says:
For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to [...]

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What in the…

I was just chatting with a former guildmate of mine from WoW, he was telling me about how he went out with some friends the night before to have a few drinks… When this part in the conversation happened, I had this little comic running through my head of me running happily and then [...]

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