All Entries in the "Tantrums & Rants" Category
A World Without Mosquitoes
Aaaah, it’s a wonderful thought, isn’t it? I’ve bitched in the past about how much I hate mosquitoes but ugh, I’m fed up. I have put screens on all our windows and doors but they still manage to get in somehow. I think they have a secret breeding ground somewhere in my house. I’m also [...]
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Hey Brits, Do Me a Favor!
If Rex is ever up for eviction in Big Brother UK, VOTE HIS ASS OUT!!! OMG, I don’t remember the last time I ever saw someone on TV, fictional or reality, that I despise as much as this man.
Is anyone else watching this season? I want to climb through my screen and poke his eyes [...]
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42 Days
That’s how long until the first day of Autumn. It sounds like a long time but it’s not really, and we’ve not even had a summer yet (we didn’t last year either). I want to go back to France, where it was warm and dry. Barring my horrid sunburn, I loved it there… and I [...]
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WTF Africa?
You know, I’m not the most worldly person. I’ve traveled around a bit but I generally don’t keep up on the politics and news in other countries. Hell, I hardly pay attention to the news in my own country, so overall when it comes to current affairs I’m a giant ignoramus. Something had me confused [...]
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Bad Genes!
I love my mom and dad, but I’ve decided that they’ve passed down some pretty rotten genes.
I have my great grandmother from my mother’s side, Grannie’s, ass. I know this because my sister has the same ass as me and Grannie is the only person I can think of when I go up the family [...]
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Shit Ninja Busted!
Oh my god, the DAY after I write the rant about the shit ninjas I’m out with the dogs and the very dog I suspected runs out and shits RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME on the sidewalk. Other than trying to housebreak Pixel I have never in my life been so happy to see a [...]
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FOAD Thursday - Shit Ninjas
There is something that’s been bugging me for a while, and I’m so about to rant about it.
At the moment the walkway in front of our building is like a minefield of dog shit. When we are going to the car or walking the dogs we have to watch every step we take because [...]
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IK BEGRIJP JE NIET!
The title means ‘I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU’, and that is what I’ve been feeling a lot of lately. Yeah, this is another language rant.
I feel like a coma patient who woke up and suddenly has to learn their language all over again, err… only it’s not my language. I regretfully spent so long living [...]
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Home Hairy Home
Yesterday (my birthday!) we decided to come home. We’d been in France for over a week and were both feeling like we were getting a little tired of sight seeing. It was time to pack up and head home so that we could be home in time to have a nice long weekend to chill [...]
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One… two….three…. four…
This is me.
This is me counting to ten.
This is me killing everyone in my immediate surroundings in a PMS Rage.
Today I am home having my turn to be with the plumbers and welders that are working on the pipes in the building. What started out as a leak in our bathroom has turned into a [...]
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