Tantrums & Rants

FOAD – My Body

There are any number of reasons I could be foading my body this week.  I’m bloated, this cold and dry winter weather is making my skin dry, my hair is getting thinner and thinner due to that f’in PCOS and even though I’m not sick my nose won’t stop running.  Oh yeah, good times! None of the reasons above have …

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FOAD Devil Cats!!

This weeks FOAD is 100% dedicated to my cats.   Don’t be fooled by the photo, they look cute but they are evil, pure evil! By evil, I mean incredibly intelligent and crafty… and even a little insane. In the past I’ve had moments where I was sure I was going to crack and give them away, but I’ve had them …

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FOAD – Scary Links

I’ve been waiting for days to post about this because it is perfect for FOAD Thursday.   It’s about those links, the scary ones.  The ones people send you and say “Hey, can you see the difference in these photos?!” or “Listen to this song backwards, it’s funny!” or “Read this carefully, can you find the mistake?!”. The ones that you are …

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FOAD – Waitress Bitch

This week’s FOAD is going out to the pancake makeup wearing, pissy attitude giving, hate-my-job-so-I-will-make-you-miserable waitress bitch I encountered yesterday. Yesterday I went into town to meet up with a group of other expat women for a bit of shopping and lunch.  After mass confusion and not being able to decide where to go for lunch, one of the girls  …

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BAM! – I’ve Had Enough! – FOAD

After bitching about them and blaming things on them, I’ve decided enough was enough and it was time to stop talking and do something about it! That is how BAM! was born. After bitching and moaning, growling, groaning and being generally discontent over people and their stupid fucking music blaring uninvitedly out of my speakers, I have started a protest. …

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FOADing Me

This FOAD Thursday is being dedicated to my cold and whoever gave it to me. I have moved past the sore throat stage into the itchy throat stage, which is worse. My chest is congested and every time I cough from one or the other it hurts in my throat and my ribs. Below my nose is red and sore …

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Ya Big Fake!

I’ve been BAMBOOZLED! Do you remember back in July when I wrote a post about best friends?  If not, click the link please because I can’t be arsed to explain it all again. Anyhow, I feel cheated!  They are imposters! Ok, I guess they technically aren’t imposters since there is no real Bree or Daniel, but you get what I’m …

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Crazy People Scare Me!

This week’s FOAD Thursday is being dedicated to the crazy guy on the bus yesterday. I was on my way to my doctor appointment and just as I stepped on the bus this guy sitting behind the driver turned to look at me. No wait, he didn’t just look at me, he glared at me. He freaked me out so …

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TICK! TICK! TICK!

Going into my appointment with my fertility specialist today, I had everything figured out. We were going to take 1-2 years off from trying to get pregnant to give me time to lose my extra weight and for us to figure out if we even really want children afterall… or if our (my) previous obsession with having children was brought …

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My Kitchen Nemesis

Tonight I was heating up some leftover pasta for my husband and I realized that if I could un-invent something it would be cling film… I can’t stand that shit! Only because I can’t use it… When I try to pull it off the roll I end up with this ripped off piece between my thumb and finger. When I …

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FOAD Thursday – Stupidass Smoker Jokes

It’s Wednesday and I’m writing this now and pre-dating it for Thursday as my very first FOAD Thursday post, because I know if I don’t by tomorrow I’ll forget I was ever pissed off about it. I decided to join in the Foad fun when I came across a post on someone elses blog that reminded me of something I …

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