Monthly Archives: June 2006

Sailboat Dream

Last night I had a strange dream, but I’m already starting to lose a lot of it. I dreamed that I was on this mission to be more active and do more in my life, and part of that was to go sailing with my friend Brad (a guy I knew when I was a teenager and haven’t spoken to …

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Site Maintenance

Just a quick note to let you all know that I’m doing a load of crap on the site, mainly posting the old archives that I used to write with HTML onto my wordpress blog (gonna take a lonnnnng time!) and fixing all the old links to point to this site. I just wanted to let you know in case …

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Frazzled

I’m sitting here on my sofa, wrapped in a blanket with a birds nest for hair and droopy eyes. I’m tired. For the last number of days I haven’t managed to get a full nights sleep even once. Yesterday morning I was woken up at 3:30am by the sounds of my dog puking in his bed, which I got up …

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The Change of Life

When I hear the term “The change of life” I go back in time to when I was a child and my mother had a hysterectomy. My father kept saying that my mother was going through “The change of life” and all I wondered was, what was wrong with the one she had? That’s not the change of life I’m …

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A Mission For Sway

Some of the girls in the chain of blogs I read have been making lists of the top 10 actors they’d like to shag. Normally I peek through these lists and don’t really take part but Sway is really great at finding hot photos of famous actors! So I figured I’d drop my list and make it her mission to …

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American Idol Celebrity Judges

A friend of mine just sent me an email saying that this video made him think of me. I don’t know if it’s because I’m a Reality TV addict, because I dig Christopher Walken, or both… but shit, did I ever laugh my ass off. Check it out: This guy DCLugi is no joke, he can do some serious impressions! …

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Pimp That Snack!

In my internet travels today I came across the funniest website! (Thanks to Xanders friend Leigh who sent him this photo knowing how much he loves Custard Cream cookies!) Just what the dieter in me needs! A website explaining how to make your favorite snacks in SUPERMEGAJUMBO size! haha Visit Pimp That Snack and start making your own Custard Cream …

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What in the…

I was just chatting with a former guildmate of mine from WoW, he was telling me about how he went out with some friends the night before to have a few drinks… When this part in the conversation happened, I had this little comic running through my head of me running happily and then suddenly digging my heels in and …

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Foobies

Someone just sent me this via MSN and said “Why Turkey can never beat Brazil”… They do have a point, I’m sure half the Turkish team would stop dead in their tracks after seeing those… boobies almost as big as footballs. See now a guy looks at that and just thinks: BOOOBS!! I look at it and think: They are …

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Eating Ass

Ugh I had the wierdest fucking dream last night and it’s fading too quickly! Here’s what I remember: I was in an area where there was a lot of people, like a city center or a mall or something and there were different areas that only certian people could go. Someone showed me how to trick the system so that …

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Spoiled Spencer

Today I was too sore with my sunburn to enjoy any time out on my balcony, but Spencer was kind enough to cover for me… Seriously, does he have it made or what? He (and the other furry mammals in the house) run this joint, we are totally his bitches. Other news… Weight Loss Update: Week two: – 2 lbs …

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