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Peeped Out – Mission Accomplished!

Breigh — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 07:46:20 +0000

After 103 days I’ve finally been knocked off 25peeps. I’m fine with it though because I managed to do what I set out to do when I signed up… outlast all the titty pics. Number two on the Hall of Fame list is the longest lasting cleavage pic in 25peeps history so far, and it only lasted 76 days.

There seems to be more and more of these women pimping their blogs on 25peeps with skin pics. One day I’m sure we’ll look and all 25 blocks will be filled with them. Tits, asses, bellies and whatever else… but lets see how many of them last more than 103 days!

Err… except the man-ass I mean (click the ‘cleavage with the pink border, you’ll see what I’m talking about)

Now I can finally remove my 25peeps pimping from my sidebar and quit posting about it! It was fun while it lasted!

HNT and Stuff

Breigh — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 04:44:54 +0000

My internet is back!!!… and the fight against internet blog whores continues!

Eish.. 93 days on 25peeps so far… and while I’ve come EXTREMELY close to being peeped out, I’m still hanging in there!

This isn’t about blog traffic for me. It’s become a crusade. A fight against internet blog whores slores.

Everywhere you go, there are chicks using their cleavage, legs, licky lips and whatever else to hide the fact that they have nothing really interesting to say.

Ok sure, some of them might. There are women out there who are pretty interesting and still get their slore on, but they are SO few and far between.

The 25peeps chicks are stooping to an all new low, with Miss Ooh! I’m Touching Myself!, Miss Trailer Trash (can you guess which one that is) and Miss My Tongue is Too Big to Fit Inside My Mouth.

Good grief.

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not against nudity or any of that shit, and I’m FAR from a prude (anyone who knows me will give you an AMEN! to that). It’s how incredibly desperate they seem…

Anyhow, moving on…

Another thing that irritates me is this Half-Nekked Thursday. Not the concept of it, as I think it’s pretty cool that the guy started it. I think it’s ridiculous how people react to nudity. Look at that Janet Jackson bullshit… but once again, the blog whores are using it to their full advantage. Not the ones who have HNT as just a -part- of their blog and get the point of the whole thing… but the ones who lack mostly any other substance and have 1-2 thought-driven posts between their 40273 HNT posts. Ugh, give me a break!

It’s sort of become my mission to be exactly what they are not, and mock them at every possible opportunity.

SO, for that reason I am starting my own HNT ritual. I am going to post every Thursday (ok maybe not every one, but I’ll try) with a HNT photo of my own… which will never include my tits, what’s between them, my ass or any high up the thigh don’t you wish the camera was higher you big stud – photos.

My first HNT Entry:

TOE CLEAVAGE! Check it out, I even have a little freckle like Miss Freckle Tit in the 25peeps pic! OMG … HOT!!!!

I’m Surrounded by Slores!

Breigh — Sun, 08 Oct 2006 10:02:15 +0000

Day 82 on 25peeps and once again I’m surrounded by slores.

What is a slore? Well, according to my friend Darryn it’s a cross between a slut and a whore. I’ve decided I like that word because it brings together the utter desperation of both the slut and the whore.

It also works perfectly to describe these women surrounding me on 25peeps today.

I don’t know if you noticed or not, but I did manage to outlast Miss Look at My Boobies in my New Lingerie and Miss Look How My Face Looks When You Eat Me, that was easy!

Sadly though, they’ve been replaced by the Tittie Triplets, and as you can see from the photo, they are circling me and trying to squeeze me out. Well, at least I think that’s what they are doing. That one chick at the top looks more like she’s trying to pop two giant zits. I think I’ll call her Miss Dontcha Wanna Tittie Fuck Me.

I’m drawing a blank on names for the other two of the triplets though, any suggestions?

I’m not going down without a fight! (Unlike them, I bet… )

Top of the Peeps

Breigh — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:25:47 +0000

I have now been on 25peeps for 77 days. Which means that if I get ‘peeped out’ I will be at the top of the Hall of Fame!

I think that’s quite an accomplishment, considering I spend every day on there surrounded by scary looking dudes and chicks doing their “Look how sexy I am, you want to click me baby, do it… do it nowww…. *MOAN*” thing.

There are a few cool ones on there though like Hot Coffee Girl, who also went pink for October!

I’m totally stoked to be beating out all the dumb bitches and their titty, leg, moany face, lingerie and everything else -come get me big boy- pics. This was my goal when signing up for 25peeps. Well actually it was to beat out those black and white no nipples bizarro boobs (currently number 14 on the hall of fame), but this is even better.

I think my mission now is to outlast the chicks above and below me in that pic. Miss Look at My Boobies in my New Lingerie and her sidekick Miss Look How My Face Looks When You Eat Me. They are my new goals to beat in the land of 25peeps.

Blog Confusion

Breigh — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 20:39:26 +0000

These are things I don’t get and can’t seem to figure out. Since I have some blogging pros cruising through my site, I thought you might have some answers.

1) What in the HOLY HELL is wrong with the wordpress editor? I make most of my posts using bloggar because I like how it works and it’s easy. I can’t seem to write PAGES with it though, and this is where I come into problems. On my old site (which was all written using HTML in Notepad) if I wanted to create an extra paragraph of space between paragraphs I’d just add a < p > or a few < b r > ‘s. When I try to edit a page using the wordpress editor, I can’t put a blank line of space in to save my life! If I just hit enter in the editor or try adding the above code in the html part of the editor, it doesn’t work! It just automatically deletes the spaces and keeps it the way IT wants it. I’ve been fighting with it for days and can’t figure out how to make it stop! Why is the wordpress editor so damn difficult?!

Btw, I tried turning off the rich editor and the auto correcting xhtml crap, it didn’t make any difference.

2) Why isn’t my site pinging Technorati automatically? I followed the instructions, I even sent in a ticket and got a response saying they tweaked something and it should work now, but it doesn’t. I have to go to their site and manually ping it…

3)Why do I lose so many damn battle of the blogs on Blogexplosion, does my blog suck that bad?

Yeah, those are the things bugging me about my blog and wordpress at the moment. I can’t believe I’ve spent most of my computer time for the last two days just trying to figure out how to make a < p > or < br > stick on a page. ffs… should I have stuck with movable type? .. Cuz wordpress is being a pain in my ass (as I suspected it would be in my last post).

Oh yeah, and I’m being peeped out again!! CLICK HERE TO KEEP ME ON (yes, I do know I’m shameless)

25 Things That Annoy Me

Breigh — Sun, 23 Jul 2006 07:54:07 +0000

Following Lynn’s lead… I’m making another post to pimp myself on 25peeps. I thought her idea for making lists of “25 things that…” clever so I’ll risk being a total wannebe and make a list of my own.

25 Things That Annoy Me
(AKA 25 Things That Make Me Want To Kill You)
(( In no specific order ))

1. Leaving the toilet seat up. While I don’t land my ass on the cold, hard, pee stained bowl… it still bugs me. Especially when I have to pee really bad and the seat up almost makes the difference between making it and pissing my pants.

2. People on the tram or bus who sit behind me and chew their gum loudly. *Smack Smack Snap Crack Smack* It makes me want to turn around and hit them on the forehead in hopes that the jerking motion of their head causes the gum to get lodged in their throat so they crumple over into a heap of silence.

3. People who don’t deal with their candy wrappers, chip bags and whatever other fucking crinkly thing they’ve brought into the movies. When I used to get my chocolates for in the cinema, I’d make sure to open them and have them situated in a way that made reaching them easy and silent. Why can’t other people do this?! Why do they wait until the movie starts and then start opening their loud crinky bags?! Assholes.

4. That I am quite possibly the only woman on earth who still feels tampons no matter how I change the direction, force or depth that I shove the damn things in there. No matter what I do I still feel like I’ve got a log lodged up my twat.

5. That I’m forced to use tampons because since going off the pill I bleed like a gutted pig and am paranoid every time I wear a pad and stand up that I’ve got a giant red fucking bullseye on the back of my pants.

6. That after years of obsessing about having a baby, I’m starting to wonder if I really want one at all or was just obsessing because I needed something to obsess about and look forward to.

7. The toll trying to concieve and the bullshit that comes along with it took on my sex drive / sex life.

8. That tooth in the very back of the top of my mouth that cracked like 2 years ago and now is only half there… but I leave like that because I’m not covered for dental and figure if it doesn’t hurt I may as well leave it, rather than face the possible mountain of dental bills to have it removed.

9. That I’ll gladly endure the pain of piercing my face, but I’m scared to death of the pain of the dentist.

10. That people I don’t like and who don’t like me still read my website because they are fucking assholes and are sitting there like vultures hoping I’ll say something or reveal something about my life that they can swoop down on me and pick me apart about.

11. That some of those people are family.

12. The feeling of raw chicken… it makes me gag and I have to handle it with a knife and fork. If I get chicken slime on me I have to wash my hands furiously.

13. The buzzing of mosquitos. It’s bad enough that they eat me alive, but they could at least have the decency to do it silently without coming up and buzzing “I’m coming to get you, bitch!” in my ear first.

14. Waking up at 3am because I have to pee, and having to decide whether to risk going to the toilet and ending up totally awake, or twisting my legs up tight and taking however much more sleep I can get.

15. The fad among teenage girls over the last few years of being ‘bi’ … or claiming to be, rather. Makes me wish I was a full on lesbian so I could go around calling their bluff. They’ll do anything to make the teenage boys drool nowadays… if only they had the smarts to realize that teenage boys drool at the sight of a leaf blowing in the wind. They could save themselves the trouble of living a lie.

16. Milk that is past it’s date. I can’t drink milk on the last day of it’s best before date or any day after… and don’t even ask me to deal with curdled milk. Not gonna happen.

17. People’s armpits. I hate armpits with a passion… I don’t want to see yours and don’t be trying to look at mine. If you are wearing a tank top, keep your arms down ffs!!! Especially if you have hairy pits or those little globs of deoderant. I don’t care how clean shaven or fresh they are, keep them away from me.

18. Secrets… I hate secrets I don’t know about. Especially if people act like pricks about it and let you know there is a secret you don’t know. For christs sake, if you’re not going to tell me the secret than don’t tell me it exists, you jackass.

19. People who only message me when they need something. Like this one chick I know here in Rotterdam.. I never hear from her unless she needs some kind of info. She’ll message me asking me how I’m doing and I sit there counting until she says something like “Where can I find…”, “What is.. “, “How do I.. “, “Can you tell me… ” or whatever else she needs. She never asks how I’m doing just for the sake of asking how I’m doing. I’ve stopped caring how she is doing.

20. My wide feet. My feet are wide and it’s been a major pain in the ass the last while because I’ve been looking for a pair of flip-flops and the band across my foot is always too tight on my size.

21. Dutch TV. It blows… I know I’ve bitched about this before but it’s been a while and it still blows. Now we pay 2 euros more per month for digital TV that blows too. Thought we’d actually get some decent shows but all we get is more channels with total shit on them.

22. Not having a car. I want to go to the beach today but I can’t be fucked taking a train to get there and having to drag all our crap with us. We should have a car in a couple of weeks but in the meantime, this still irritates the shit out of me.

23. That I don’t get more comments on my blog. I know I’m not -that- interesting but I’m an attention whore and I love when people post comments. It makes me feel special.

24. People who put their faces too close to mine. PERSONAL SPACE PEOPLE!!!! It makes me feel like I’m about to suffocate. I even feel like I’m suffocating now just thinking about it. Argh.

25. My thinning hair. I’m still paranoid as hell about it. After making this post I realized there is something that ticks me off even more than my thinning hair. PEOPLE WHO HAVE MUSIC ON THEIR BLOG! I hate it, I hate it with a fire that burns. It’s so fucking irritating to click on someone’s website just to jump out of your skin as some song comes blaring out of your speakers. If you are one of the idiots that does this, stop it. Other people hate it too.

I kinda dig this 25 lists thing. I’ll have to think of what 25 things I’m going to list next, but in the meantime…

CLICK HERE

Woot!! 25peeps!

Breigh — Tue, 18 Jul 2006 06:14:46 +0000

I finally made it onto 25peeps! I put my photo in there a few weeks ago and after clicking tons of blogs and finding some awesome people on there, I’m finally on there myself!

Will I be able to stay up there with the tittie pics? Time will tell…

In the meantime, my dear readers, you can help me! Just click on the photo below (and in my sidebar) as often as possible!

Please click me, I don’t think my ego can take being bumped off in a day! haha

What a Difference a Boob Makes

Breigh — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 05:12:12 +0000

It would appear that while I was in the process of moving some of my old HTML written blogs onto wordpress that I forgot to change the date on one of them and it was uploaded as having been written yesterday. Sorry about that!

I’ve been checking this 25peeps website every day. It’s pretty cool because you just see people’s pics and click on it to get to their blog… it guages the popularity based on how many clicks you get and the more you get clicked on, the longer your pic stays on there. I’ve found some pretty cool and interesting blogs from clicking on people on there. I signed up ages ago but haven’t been put on yet, I guess they have a serious backlog of people waiting to be put on.

I wish I knew how to speak German, because it seems more than half the blogs on there are German. I guess it’s because that’s where the guy who made the site is from.

I’ve noticed a trend of people putting pics on there showing their tits in hopes of staying on there longer, and it seems to work. I, of course, sent in just a regular headshot so I’ll probably last all of about 14 hours but I’m so totally sending in a (somewhat censored) boob shot as an experiment afterwards. I want to see the difference in how long I last with the headshot as compared to how long I last with a “Hint of Boob” shot.

Now if only they’d put me on there already…

25peeps

Breigh — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 05:48:41 +0000

I added my blog to 25peeps.com, just for shits and giggles. Will be interesting to see how long it takes for me to show up on there, and if I manage to last more than a day.

Oh, and click on the photo of the cleavage with the silver chain, it’s pretty funny!