All Entries Tagged With: "Fatass"
Bad Genes!
I love my mom and dad, but I’ve decided that they’ve passed down some pretty rotten genes.
I have my great grandmother from my mother’s side, Grannie’s, ass. I know this because my sister has the same ass as me and Grannie is the only person I can think of when I go up the family [...]
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Part of the Crowd
Today I crashed our payroll database at work… oops!! I won’t get into how one manages to do that but it’s not that difficult, I mean I managed to do it easily enough! I was a bit worried when my colleague told me I had done it, but then all the girls in my department [...]
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Ready to Go!
Passport - CHECK!
Tickets - CHECK!
Petsitters - CHECK!
I AM GOING HOME! YAAAAAY!!
Now all I have to do is wait until it’s time to go. It’s not so bad because we leave in just a little over a month. I know the time will go by fast though because it seems like just yesterday I was saying [...]
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Summer is Late
… but it’s finally here!
Today was such a great day, we woke up and the sun was shining and it was like summer had been here all along. People were out in their shorts and tank tops enjoying the weather, it was great.
At 11am we went to see the new Fantastic Four movie, which was [...]
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Frogged and Favorite Things
A while back I signed up for a few sites to have blog reviews done, just for shits and giggles. Today another one of the reviews came in from Frog My Blog and it was pretty good. I got 4 out of 5 bugs and the only complaint they had really was the colors of [...]
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Chocolate Covered Coffee Beans
Last night I had yet another fucked up dream… which most of mine usually are.
I have lost most of it from my memory but these are parts I remember:
A talking horse that was small, more like a pony. He was white with spots and was smarter than me.
A skinny geeky guy in a huge truck [...]
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Hear That Banging?
That would be me… banging on death’s door. I feel like my face is on fire, and someone injected way too much liquid into every opening in my head and it’s all coming gushing back out. Like… someone poured acid down my throat that magically turns into green goo upon reaching it’s destination.
Having a cold [...]
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Staypuff
That’s what I feel like, you know… the Staypuff Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters. (I’d link to them but shit, it’s 7:05am on a Sunday and I just woke up. Not gonna happen)
I’m PMSing like hell and it pisses me off to wake up 3 lbs heavier today than I was yesterday. Ok, I know weighing [...]
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Herpes
I really need to get a new memory or start writing things down. Every day I see/hear/read/think things and think oh I must write about this in my blog. Of course once blog time comes around the memories of these things are nowhere to be found.Oh, Oh! I remember one!! Ok, I got another [...]
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