Well the blood work came back and the only thing that showed up was that my glucose was high. I phoned the doctor and was surprised when All In Your Head Doc’s wife answered. She was the ‘nice’ one (if you use a really wonky scale of what is nice, I mean). Here’s the conversation:
“Hello [...]
I love my mom and dad, but I’ve decided that they’ve passed down some pretty rotten genes.
I have my great grandmother from my mother’s side, Grannie’s, ass. I know this because my sister has the same ass as me and Grannie is the only person I can think of when I go up the family [...]
Today I crashed our payroll database at work… oops!! I won’t get into how one manages to do that but it’s not that difficult, I mean I managed to do it easily enough! I was a bit worried when my colleague told me I had done it, but then all the girls in my department [...]
Passport – CHECK!
Tickets – CHECK!
Petsitters – CHECK!
I AM GOING HOME! YAAAAAY!!
Now all I have to do is wait until it’s time to go. It’s not so bad because we leave in just a little over a month. I know the time will go by fast though because it seems like just yesterday I was saying [...]
… but it’s finally here!
Today was such a great day, we woke up and the sun was shining and it was like summer had been here all along. People were out in their shorts and tank tops enjoying the weather, it was great.
At 11am we went to see the new Fantastic Four movie, which was [...]
A while back I signed up for a few sites to have blog reviews done, just for shits and giggles. Today another one of the reviews came in from Frog My Blog and it was pretty good. I got 4 out of 5 bugs and the only complaint they had really was the colors of [...]
Last night I had yet another fucked up dream… which most of mine usually are.
I have lost most of it from my memory but these are parts I remember:
A talking horse that was small, more like a pony. He was white with spots and was smarter than me.
A skinny geeky guy in a huge truck [...]
That would be me… banging on death’s door. I feel like my face is on fire, and someone injected way too much liquid into every opening in my head and it’s all coming gushing back out. Like… someone poured acid down my throat that magically turns into green goo upon reaching it’s destination.
Having a cold [...]
That’s what I feel like, you know… the Staypuff Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters. (I’d link to them but shit, it’s 7:05am on a Sunday and I just woke up. Not gonna happen)
I’m PMSing like hell and it pisses me off to wake up 3 lbs heavier today than I was yesterday. Ok, I know weighing [...]
I’ve been in a pretty foul mood all day. There’s no reason for it but no way to get out of it either. I can’t be arsed with the housework, can’t be arsed to go for a walk or a bike ride, and I can’t be arsed with my diet.
The witch is IN!!
The only thing [...]
Tunnels of Blood (The Saga of Darren Shan)
by Darren Shan
