Before you click play, be warned, there is swearing and sexual content. If you are a prude or are easily offended, time to move along. Now that I got the disclaimer out of the way… BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Deep Breath* TEEEEEEHEHEHEHE *Doubles over* Oh my god, I’m never going to look at Baze the same again. Neverrrr, [...]
Ever wonder what happens when you get between a dog and a chicken bone? That… that is what happens when you try to wrestle a chicken bone from the mouth of a Yorkie. A few weeks ago I was walking along minding my own business, the dogs were running around sniffing everything and eating poo [...]
A rawhide addict, that is… Unlike Bailey, who just grabs it and spends hours hiding them in different spots all over the house, Pixel loves rawhide bones. If there is rawhide in the house, it’s hers. What’s hers is hers and what’s Bailey’s is hers. That’s the law in Pixeltown. It doesn’t matter what size, [...]
As we were walking home from the marathon on Sunday my husband was walking ahead of me because I kept stopping to take photos. He came running back telling me to come quick and see this truck. I couldn’t figure out what would make him think any truck would really interest me, until I saw [...]
Remember a while back when we renovated our Kitchen? One of my favorite things was my new oven. It’s an Atag and we payed a somewhat ridiculous amount extra so that we could have one that opens sideways rather than downwards. I’m short and in order to have our oven above the fridge it was [...]
Remember years ago when I posted about Fox News trashing the Netherlands? Then later about the Dutchie’s response to the ridiculous babblings of Bill O’Reilly? I don’t think it’s any secret that I think Bill O’Reilly is a complete douche, nor do I think it’s an unpopular opinion. He’s a blow hard who hears nothing [...]
Well, fun for us anyway! It’s not so fun for Christiaan Van Vuuren at the moment, as he’s been in quarantine in Sydney Hospital in Australia since the end of last year. The info as of Jan 6th from his YouTube Page: On Wednesday the 9th December I was admitted into Sydney Hospital… It wasn’t [...]
If you haven’t been following Shit My Dad Says on Twitter up until now, you’ve been missing out, it’s one of my favorite Twitter feeds by far. It’s some of the funniest stuff I’ve read in a while, and from the first time I saw it, I thought THIS WOULD MAKE A GREAT SITCOM! There’s [...]
Pixel loves the snow. When we take her out in it she sniffs around, pushes it with her nose, digs in it and runs around like someone put a firecracker up her arse. It’s a very exciting time for her! When we first got her she hated being outside if it was anything other than [...]
For some reason I’ve been craving Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups lately. They aren’t even my favorite treat, although I do love the Reese’s Pieces. It can’t be explained, I just want it… a lot! We can’t get them here in the Netherlands though, and even if we could I should probably avoid them like the [...]
A while back I went out for dinner with a friend and we somehow got on the topic of milk. They couldn’t believe me when I told them that we get our milk in bags back in Canada. They also couldn’t believe that we actually had a milk man who would come in the morning [...]
I just saw the funniest video. It’s a parody of the X-Men films using a mixture of movies like Wolvrine, Max Payne, Batman Begins, The Hulk and Blade and then put together with bits from different Tim Allen films. Generally I’m not a fan of spoofy movies that make fun of other shit. Scary Movie, [...]
I would not want to be this guy! Seriously… Christmas trees aren’t THAT expensive here that you have to steal one. Perhaps he feels the same as I do, that the Dutch Christmas trees are not worth buying. They are Charlie Brown Christmas Trees! They don’t even deserve to be called trees, they are Christmas [...]
So does Bailey! … or maybe he doesn’t, it’s kind of hard to tell. He also does this with choir music, fire engines and the monthly Monday at 12pm city alarm. Xander took this video last night while I was watching the end of Becoming Jane during a scene at the Opera. We’ve tried so [...]
I may very well be the last gamer on the planet to hear about these people, but I feel the need to share… just in case there’s someone more out of the loop than I am. The Guild are a group of gamers who came together to make their own web-based show about five [...]
Over the last year or so we’ve been talking about moving quite a lot. We even had a realtor here once to talk about our options and the only one he gave us is “Don’t bother in this market, call me again in a year!”. Right. We also haven’t been able to agree on if [...]
Ok two things first: 1) Ignore the mess in my house, it was when I was all sleep deprived, so there was no cleaning happening. 2) Ignore me and my doggy talk, it had to be done. So yeah, those two things aside… you can see that Pixel is still as spazzy as ever. When [...]
Fearless Fourteen
by Janet Evanovich
