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I was listening to Howard Stern today at work, I know… how cool is that, that I can listen to his show (downloaded mp3) while doing my work… oops, off track… One of the things they were discussing was Heath Ledger’s death.   Right, it’s sad as hell but I’m already tired of hearing about it.  So much speculation, so many …

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FOAD Thursday – Eneco

This week I want Eneco (our current, and soon to be former, energy company) to FUCK OFF AND DIE!  Argh, I hate them to the very core of my existence!! When we got back from Canada we got a huge bill from them that we weren’t expecting, and the entire amount was taken out of our account in one huge …

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Changing Names

Today I am FOADing the Canadian Embassy in The Netherlands, and possibly the Dutch influence on them.   How friggin’ hard can it be to change your surname when you get married?!  I mean, seriously!! These people make me insane! I’ve been trying to sort out a new passport because we are going back to Canada in October on holiday.   My old passport …

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Some Serious FOADing!

It’s thundering outside with some lightning but I never bother to look at the lightning here because you can’t actually see it. I wish we got really cool fork lightning here that I could take photos of, but we just get the white sky kind. The closer it gets to summer the more and more irritated I’m getting watching people …

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Foad Thursday – The British

This week’s Foad goes out to the British. Yes, all of them. With my first month back to work almost complete, I have spoken to … or rather been hung up on or told off by more British people than I care to mention.   In the most polite way possible, of course… they ARE British :P Seriously though, and this …

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Foad Thursday – Spitters

It’s time for Foad Thursday once again. It’s been a few weeks since I took part and I just remembered that there was something I meant to bitch and moan about but was saving for a Thursday. Spitters.  I don’t like them and I’ll never understand them. I don’t remember a time I’ve ever hawked up a slimy one and …

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FOAD – Scary Links

I’ve been waiting for days to post about this because it is perfect for FOAD Thursday.   It’s about those links, the scary ones.  The ones people send you and say “Hey, can you see the difference in these photos?!” or “Listen to this song backwards, it’s funny!” or “Read this carefully, can you find the mistake?!”. The ones that you are …

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FOAD – Waitress Bitch

This week’s FOAD is going out to the pancake makeup wearing, pissy attitude giving, hate-my-job-so-I-will-make-you-miserable waitress bitch I encountered yesterday. Yesterday I went into town to meet up with a group of other expat women for a bit of shopping and lunch.  After mass confusion and not being able to decide where to go for lunch, one of the girls  …

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BAM!’s First Hate Mail

Today we at BAM! got our first hate mail! I expected this of course, since people who put music on their blogs obviously know how much people hate it and keep it there anyway, so they will have some absurd inner rationalization about how we are all nuts and they are like the underdog ‘artists’ of the blog world. Umm.. …

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Crazy People Scare Me!

This week’s FOAD Thursday is being dedicated to the crazy guy on the bus yesterday. I was on my way to my doctor appointment and just as I stepped on the bus this guy sitting behind the driver turned to look at me. No wait, he didn’t just look at me, he glared at me. He freaked me out so …

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FOAD Thursday – Stupidass Smoker Jokes

It’s Wednesday and I’m writing this now and pre-dating it for Thursday as my very first FOAD Thursday post, because I know if I don’t by tomorrow I’ll forget I was ever pissed off about it. I decided to join in the Foad fun when I came across a post on someone elses blog that reminded me of something I …

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