All Entries Tagged With: "PMS"

Parents Incoming!!

Oh my god I can’t believe I’m finally saying this, but my parents will be here NEXT WEEK!!   We’ve been counting this down for months and it’s almost here.   Mom and Dad hugs, Canadian goodies, all my favorite people together again in one room!!
I’m excited! I’m freaking out!
I know most other expat women I know [...]

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One… two….three…. four…

This is me.
This is me counting to ten.
This is me killing everyone in my immediate surroundings in a PMS Rage.
Today I am home having my turn to be with the plumbers and welders that are working on the pipes in the building.   What started out as a leak in our bathroom has turned into a [...]

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This is so us…

My husband found this drawing on the Internet somewhere and we both laughed our asses off.   I shit you not, we have actually had this exact conversation.

Honestly, it’s like a day in the life of the Soldaats right there…
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Staypuff

That’s what I feel like, you know… the Staypuff Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters.  (I’d link to them but shit, it’s 7:05am on a Sunday and I just woke up. Not gonna happen)
I’m PMSing like hell and it pisses me off to wake up 3 lbs heavier today than I was yesterday.  Ok, I know weighing [...]

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Jetlag

Well I’m back in Holland.. have been jetlagged as hell and woke up this morning to about 5 blobs of cat puke around the house. LOVELY!! After being at my parent’s house where everything is soooo clean and sooo nice, I’m fucking disgusted coming back to this house. No matter what I [...]

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